I have no weights of my own!

A baker went to the court and lodged a complaint with the judge. He said,"Sir,the 100 gram ghee which I purchased from this vendor weighs 700 gram only".
The judge called the vendor and ordered him to to bring his weights and balance to see that it was correct or not.
The vendor said," Your honour,I have no weights of my own. I weighed the ghee by using the 1000 gram bread which I had purchased from this baker ! "

what is the meaning of this?

Sri Ramana Maharshi's Tamil teacher visited him many years after the Maharshi left his school in Madhurai.Maharshi recognized his teacher and gave him a copy of one of his books in Tamil.The teacher was impressed with the composition of the Maharshi.He asked him the meaning of a verse in his book.The Maharshi looked at the people standing nearby and said,"Look at him.i did not want to be bothered by such questions.He comes all the way from Madhurai to this place [Tiruvannamalai] and asks me again,"What is the meaning of this?"

Bank accounts are like toothpaste,Easy to take out but hard to put back!

Komal:)

British head down!

In 1937,when Rajaji C Rajgopalachari was the chief minister of the Madras province,an interesting insident happened.
He called one of the personel and handled him an envelope and asked to bring it back stamped.That person,in a haste,pasted the stamp in inverted position, and brought it back to Rajaji.Suddenly Rajaji,patted his back with applause and said ,"Bravo! you have done a very good job.Since many years all our efforts to put down the British Head has failed till today.But you did it in a second!
The picture in that stamp was that of King George V of England!

Komal :)

Definition of a wife

A wife is a woman who stands by her husband through all the trouble he wouldn't have had if he had stayed single!

Life is cruel to men!

Life is cruel to men..!
When they are born,their mothers get the compliments and flowers.

When they are married their brides get the presents and publicity.

And when they die,their wives get the insurance.